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| Time: | 4:48 pm. |
| Music: | i am never doing a real post. |
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if you're moving on i'm already gone if the light is off then it isn't on
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all of senses fail showed up. and jennifer lopez too, i wonder if she'll date me. i have a blossoming career in music, besides even if i didn't she said her love don't cost a thing which is good for me considering i'm broke. i'll bling her out with plastic jewelry from cvs. i was going to post hilary duff lyrics and say that counted as a post but i decided that has probably been done. this is an update though.
luv f-o-r-r-e-s-t
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i think my girlfriend dumped me for brian lane even if we were only dating for two days that kind of stings. i mean i always dreamt of dating an acuvue spokeswoman, spokegirl whatever. was she even legal? oh well i am moving on, ladies and gentlemen have you seen kelly clarkson lately? homegirl's lookin' fly. i should give her a call and see how much i have to pay her to drop it like it's hot.
i have decided that i want to live in north dakota just to make sure that it actually exists. maybe one day michelle nolan will visit me and we'll go snowshoeing together. can you snowshoe in north dakota? does it snow in north dakota? i wouldn't know because i doubt it's existance. it's like people doubting brad fitz's existance. i mean has anyone actually BEEN to north dakota? what if this is all a government conspiracy to make it look like the country actually expanded. i can't think about it too much i'll get a headache. not to mention, i can't really think.
this update has been brought to you by valium.
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Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
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| Time: | 5:29 pm. |
| Mood: |  pensive. | | Music: | embers and envelopes. |
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wiggity what up figgity fools its the f to the o to the rrest kline. i am never starting an update like that again and i don't know what prompted me to do it today, call it cabin fever or lack of nutritive materials. i just call it my chemical imbalance. so anyway, i have been watching a lot of tv. hot damn acuvue. i am obsessed with those commercials, tasha ray evin is so hot. i have recorded it, i put the tape on loop sometimes. just kidding i dont play it on loop but i do have it on tape because i was taping some IMX thing and the commercial was in the middle. she makes commercials better than bath time, sorry rubber duckie. i mean you and me were chill once but there comes a point in a man's life where he's got to choose - chicks or bath time. and i know at one point you were a chick but you grew out of that too. i am trying to say, rubber duckie it is time that you and i go our seperate ways.
parker case seems to think that i want to hit that shit like it aint no thing but i mean i don't want jamison's sloppy seconds. my eyes are burning and i would make this longer but i'm fucking bored with it if you want me to be honest but you know, whatever. peace and chicken grease homeslices
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i am really lazy pretend i talked alot about hellogoodbye and my undying love for parker case. really i will set this up when i'm awake.
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